Items by Pauly

Fill tall, thin glass nearly full Shaved Ice.1 heaping teaspoonful Bar Sugar.Juice of 1 Orange.2-1/2 jiggers California Wine. Stir, ornament with fruit and serve with straws (or just chug it from the jug!)

Purchase 30 pack of domestic beer from Liquor Store (NOT "Lite").Chill.Remove can from carton.Pop tab (with flourish)Chug.Repeat.Or, brew your own for more CHUG less LUG!